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urquoise:

Phil’s arms ^∇^

ally-of-villains:
“ davejade:
“ ATTENTION: if you see a post like this, IT IS A SCREAMER. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
The screamer includes a black and white flashy gif maximized to fit your browser and a very loud piercing screech noise. If in any way...

ally-of-villains:

davejade:

ATTENTION: if you see a post like this, IT IS A SCREAMER. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

The screamer includes a black and white flashy gif maximized to fit your browser and a very loud piercing screech noise. If in any way this can trigger you, please be aware and reblog to signal boost.

thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful

fitzmmons:

i have a phd in shipping fictional couples that bring me nothing but pain

I can’t stop laughing at my webcam folder

angrypickle:

consulting-idjit:

lesbiansinwesteros:

Sometimes there are pretty selfies like

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BUT THEN YOU PRESS “NEXT” AND IT’S LIKE A SURPRISE ATTACK OF THE FUCKING WERE-HAGS

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If I don’t stop

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I’m going to die

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alone

Well actually I have this folder on my computer called “Selfies” And.. it goes from this..image

to this.image

Now this isimagewhyimage

I amimage

SINGLEimage

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S LIKE YOU GUYS ARE GENDERSWAPPED

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

idontconsenttosearches:
“ timehlord:
“ caraeleanor:
“ skateon-and-keepcalm:
“ sexcouture:
“ mymymycroft:
“ catch-thecumbersnitch:
“ shut-up-merlin:
“ laughingsquid:
“ Where they make the Tumblr
”
LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT
”
the guy on...

idontconsenttosearches:

timehlord:

caraeleanor:

skateon-and-keepcalm:

sexcouture:

mymymycroft:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

shut-up-merlin:

laughingsquid:

Where they make the Tumblr

LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT

the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired

ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG

I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this

I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks

DREAM JOB

I bet the guy on the couch is responsible for tumblr vid player.

Hire me

inhaleefrequently:

bagleopard:

the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it 

I laugh at this post every time

fuckyeahlaughters:
“ accurate portrayal of how i try to show my affection
”

fuckyeahlaughters:

accurate portrayal of how i try to show my affection